LIKE A $144,000 BOTTLE OF 1762 GAUTIER COGNAC ON THE ROCKS,

A SHARP SIP OF MARKETING WISDOM FROM MITCH IS AN EXPERIENCE YOU'LL NEVER FORGET.

Some say he's mean and harsh but you would be too
if you grew up poor, cold, and ugly. In Canada.

Here's proof.
Due to unusually low self esteem,
Mitch made friends with misfits in school,
and failed most of his classes.

But he could play the guitar.

That was the end of school.
He decided to play in rock bands instead getting a diploma.

He also found out girls are often willing to overlook your "deficiencies.' as long as you hypnotize their hormones with predictable chord progressions. Eventually, his bands saw success. After countless live shows, radio play and a dozen albums later, sheer chaos and immaturity saw his music dream crumble before him. Nothing left but to party himself to death.

Luckily, a heart attack at 21, and homelessness at 25, triggered a ferocious 17 year journey to understand the truth about advertising, human behavior, and marketing. He slowly began becoming less stupid but it took time. Between 2001 and 2009, Mitch worked 109 different jobs. That is not a typo. Many lasted only one day before quitting or being fired. It took 8 failed business attempts to finally start getting traction, crediting his business partner Mac Ryan as the best person to travel the world and build companies with. Companies like ALR Landscaping and Opposed Media.

Mitch commanded success against incredible odds thanks to extreme personal responsibility, getting around good people, and never giving up. But don't tell the communists that

IT ALL HAPPENED BECAUSE MITCH IS OBSESSED WITH HUMAN PSYCHOLOGY.

17 intense years of self-taught study in the areas of behavioral economics, evolutionary psychology, political science, and advertising. Mitch has read and studied over 1000 books.

MITCH WILL GO TO ANY AND ALL LENGTHS TO SEE THE TRUTH ABOUT LIFE.

I mean, who else takes a vacation to North Korea?

The two primary skills he's achieved a working level of mastery are:

1

◊ COPYWRITING
◊ MARKETING STRATEGY

Both avenues having produced tens of millions between himself and clients. From one million in a week, to 1.6 million per month, his skills are often dramatic when put in the right hands.

The changes he's been able to help make with his clients and students go far beyond money. 

Every year, he gives back by hosting various charity events like feeding homeless children, cooking for victims of earthquakes, or handing out roses to neglected victims of sexual abuse.

2

MITCH HAS ALL THE USUAL CREDIBILITY AND EXPOSURE ON PLATFORMS LIKE

Credibility

He thinks these things are empty dick measuring contests with little correlation to actual competence in one's field. Exposure can be bought, respect cant.

As of January 2021, Mitch's updated fee for a full day of in-person consulting is $100,000. His advice and insight can be hard to stomach, and people have called him insensitive, cold, and mean. (Especially by intersectional feminists who love a bowl of his sweet nuts cereal or the scent of his best selling cologne) But the business education and consulting industry is packed to the tits with pseudo experts with silicone smiles who lie to get business.

Mitch tells it like it is and doesn't sell out for likes or dollars.

He coaches, mentors, and advises startups to 100 million dollar businesses, world famous influencers, current and past legends of the marketing and advertising world.

3

HIS TRUE PASSION IS TEACHING, NOT LEADING A HUGE ORGANIZATION. LEAN AND MEAN. HE LOVES TEACHING LIVE.

Hosting around a dozen of his own live events every year all around the world since 2015, not including guest lecturing.

Before the covid dictatorship, Mitch boarded an average of 52 flights per year, averaging a new city every week.

As the author of 5 books, 41 training programs, and thousands of articles, he's consistently provided the marketing and advertising world with innovative formulas, concepts, and theories that people have used with great success.

With over 4000 past and current customers in 53 countries, Mitch's small fanbase loves they have a secret weapon on their side.

A self-admitted polymath, it's difficult to nail down a singular position or brand for Mitch. Stop trying.

Mitch is also an oil painter, writer, marketing consultant, chef, musician, and public speaker.

In his spare time, he researches socialism, pets his dogs, and struts around his mansion half naked.

Mitch wouldn't be here if it wasn't for the help of his team and the people around him, which is good news for you.

It's time you join the thousands of others today, who've fixed their marketing using what they've learned from Mitch and The Miller Method™.